Long-time readers know that many of Daddy/Daughter Fun Time posts center around bedtime. This is mostly because I can better remember things when the girls aren’t around. Then the martini sets in… So, before that happens:
Julianna (she’s 10): Watch me crack my fingers.
(crack crack crack)
Isabella (she’s 8): Here are my toes.
(crack crack crack)
Me: And here’s my butt!
(silence)
J: I don’t get it.
Iz (her eyes light up!): Because his butt has a crack.
J: Oh! Hahahahahahaha!
Iz: Hahahahahaha!
And, yet, Child Protective Services is nowhere to be seen.