Getting in the pool with 9-year-old Isabella…
Iz: Ew, Daddy! There’s a bug!
Me: A bug? What kind of bug?
Iz: It’s a beetle with wings! Ewww!
Me: Is his name Paul McCartney?
Iz: Wait. What?
Me: Well, you said Beatle. with Wings. So, Paul, then.
Iz: What are you talking about?
Me: Certainly not Ringo. And John and George have left us.
Iz: Can I splash you now?