Last night’s argument: Bedtime!
Julianna (she’s 12): Dad! Stop!
Me: It’s 9:30. Brush your teeth.
J: Every 5 minutes you yell! Hrrrrrgh!
Me: Yes, until you are in bed. Then, you are not my problem.
J: Then, whose problem will I be?
Me: I don’t care, Honey. Zeus. Come on. Let’s go.
J: I learned about him in school. Wait, it’s in my notebook. Hang on…
Me: Jesus!
J: Well, which one, Daddy? They’re both in my notebook.
Me: Crap!
J: Which one is he?