I’m poring over my new Life Insurance policy with my lovely and talented wife, Lynn. Hopefully, I won’t get hit by a bus tomorrow. But, you never know. So, Honey… Fingers crossed.

I come to the box labelled: Beneficiaries.

Me (to Lynn): So, um… I guess… You?

Lynn (not amused): Yes. Beneficiaries. Me.

Me: So, you aren’t going to kill me or anything, right?

Lynn: Not if you put my name in the box.

Me: Ok… So, then… Um. 100 percent of benefits?

Lynn: Yes. Unless you have another wife. In which case we will need to re-visit the answer I gave to your previous question.