Mommy is getting ready for another big Hollywood wing-ding awards show.
Isabella (she’s 6) is recounting her story to big sister Julianna (8), whispering: Mommy made Daddy zip up her dress… And, I saw her boob!
They titter (no pun intended): Teeheeeheeeheee.
(The pun, by the way, was totally intentional. I know what I’m doing.)
Isabella continues, trying to whisper: You know what they call a lady’s underwear beneath her shirt?
Julianna: No, what?
Iz: A Booby Trap!
Unbridled laughter: Hahahahahahaha!
The night is young. Help me, please.