Me: I love you.
Julianna (she’s 9): I know.
Me: So, no matter how many times you tell me that I’m fat or short or dumb or stupid or an idiot, the Truth is…
Julianna: It’s all true?
Me: I was going to say “I will always love you.” But, now… The tickle monster will attack..
Begin Tickle Attack.
J: A-haaaaa Haaaaa. Haaaaa Haaaaaaaaaaaa. Oooooh. Haaaaa haaaaa.