It’s a crazy, hectic day today. But, I had to share this…

The girls climb into bed with me and sing “Happy Birthday.” Lots of smiles and laughter.

But, I have to get the day going.

Me: What do you want for breakfast?

Isabella (she’s 5): I want to eat Daddy!

Julianna (7): Yay! Daddycakes!

Me: Well… I may not be nearly as nutritious as I look.

J: I know… You have a LOT of fat.

Me: Thanks for that.

Iz: Yeah. And your teeth are yellow.

Me: What does that have to do with anything?

(She unleashes her devilish smile…)

Iz: And your breath is so stinky. And your armpits, too. Hahahahahahahahaha!

Best. Birthday. Ever! And it’s barely 7am.