Go to Sleep…

I’ve been having problems getting to sleep lately. The Doctor prescribed a limited course of Ambien. So far, so good. But, the side effects are an issue:

The label reads:

“You may make phone calls, driven your car, prepared and eaten food or had sex while you were not fully awake while using Ambien.”

I can’t resist…

Herewith are a couple morning-after wisecracks:

– Best Bumper Car Ride Ever!

– The wife says: Directions! Honey, there’s no shame in asking for Directions. Next time: Ask for Directions!

– I always assumed she had to be “fully” asleep. I didn’t know there was an option.

– I know it was quick. But, I thought I was driving a Ferrari.

Going to sleep… Zzzzz…

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