We are headed to a restaurant called “The Barn.”
Julianna (she’s 8): Oh… I hope they have real horses.
Me: No, Honey. It’s just called The Barn. There are no real animals.
J: Well, but, they probably have a couple horses.
Me: No.
J: And, maybe they serve dinner on the horse.
Me: Again. No.
J: Because, I always wanted to eat a burger on the back of a horse.
Me: No.