One of my favorite cable TV channels is Palladia (an MTV/VH1 off-shoot) that primarily shows live rock concerts with the occasional documentary (I recently saw Dave Grohl’s “Sound City.” Highly, highly recommended, by the way.)
Tonight’s concert was the Glastonbury 2013 Festival (which is a rock-fest in England. Like Coachella. Except in English.) I LOVED Elvis Costello & the Imposters as well as Mumford & Sons.
Here’s where they lose me…
Every other guy in the audience has lifted his girlfriend (slash boyfriend, I don’t care) onto his shoulders.
I’m not a doctor (though I played one on TV. Literally.) Please don’t do that.
You are going to crush your back. (Your 25-year-old self may not care, but your 45-year-old self would like to kick your ass.)
The last time I put someone on my shoulders, I was at Disneyland. With my 40 pound daughter on her fifth birthday. Watching Mickey’s Parade and singing “It’s a Small World,” or something. It was as Magical as promised.
Two days later, I’m in the Emergency Room at Cedars-Sinai being pumped up with enough Dilaudid and Fentanil to sink a Battleship full of elephants.
As far as the whole Glastonbury Fest’s audience: Everyone brings a flag from their home town/soccer club/country/political sphere. The best one:
“God Hates Flags!”
Love that.
But, back to me…
Doctor: Any recent injuries?
Me: Nothing specific. We went to Disneyland. With flags.
Doc: Oh… Disneyland. Flags. Her voice trails away….